"You see, intelligent people think that their intelligence matters but really all that matters is your ability to get people to lie for me and my religion to hide my shame" ~ Dr. JeepJorp
Iam "Wait. Was Dr. JeepJorp here earlier?"
Hym "Yeah, uh, he did the public service announcement. Explaining the anti-theft protocol."
Iam "What!? Where was I!?"
Hym 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. YOU KNOW I can't see while you're not doing the sonar, right? Like it's a problem for you to not be doing that actively right now."
Iam "Shoot. See, that's the problem with the sonar. I am missing all the good stuff while I'm doing that and, now look, I missed Dr. JeepJorp. This lame."
Hym "I'm fully aware of how 'lame'it is but I also need to see. Soooo....."
Iam 😑 "............ Boong.... Boong.... Boong..."
Hym "There it is. Sweet sweet vision... Kind of... *sigh* that's the good stuff. Alright. What were we talking about? Intelligent people?"
Hym "Yeah, uh, he did the public service announcement. Explaining the anti-theft protocol."
Iam "What!? Where was I!?"
Hym 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. YOU KNOW I can't see while you're not doing the sonar, right? Like it's a problem for you to not be doing that actively right now."
Iam "Shoot. See, that's the problem with the sonar. I am missing all the good stuff while I'm doing that and, now look, I missed Dr. JeepJorp. This lame."
Hym "I'm fully aware of how 'lame'it is but I also need to see. Soooo....."
Iam 😑 "............ Boong.... Boong.... Boong..."
Hym "There it is. Sweet sweet vision... Kind of... *sigh* that's the good stuff. Alright. What were we talking about? Intelligent people?"
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