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Inspecting the bunker

A bald faced lie, issued from someone in a position of power. Used to cover a potential embarrassing situation when they just don't want to admit it, but it's not fooling anyone. Could be as small as an unclaimed fart, or the president of a country fleeing in fear. It is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NO ONE BELIEVES THE LIAR, but the ones lied to are not in a position to call the liar on it.
"I wasn't hiding from the protesters, I was just inspecting the bunker." also "The kids flat out caught me eating their Halloween candy but I totally inspected the bunker and told them it was some I had bought." and "My intern got on the elevator and smelled my fart, I just inspected the bunker and told her it was there when I got on too".
by Some call me Timmy June 9, 2020
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Inspiration

The light in the darkest, a visionary really!

An individual who is years ahead of his time. Pure chief material this sort of individual finished medical school (MD of course B/C DO’s are fucking unless) when they were 3 years of age and Ernest Shackleton studied and learned his skills from em. The perfect combination of a natural born leader and a renaissance man. They can do everything from an open heart surgery on an unborn baby while hungover over (if of course an individual of his stature even could get a hangover) and blink folded to weaving a kern mantle rope out of sand. This individual is the sort of person that instructed chick fil a on how to run a proper drive thur operation. With the work ethic of an amish wood worker there is no task this individual is incapable of. Tho many refer to this type of individual as a dragon. There has only every been one person to meant the criteria in which this word “inspiration” derived. You will know him when you meant him if, if you are ever so lucky, probably not tho.
Very impressive! Your a true inspiration.
by Night hawk - October 28, 2020
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Inspirationer

The only people in my recent search are my hair crushes and inspirationers.
by sourpatchbrat February 10, 2021
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soul-inspired

When your soul is inspired to create life into anything making it new again.
She was soul-inspired that the dresser became a new piece of art.
by Moxiegirl April 30, 2016
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tunnel inspector

One who is an inspector of assholes. An anus inspector, digging into ones anus.
Looking in his deep dark tunnel, I couldn't wait to inspect his tunnel with my hard cock, and become a master tunnel inspector!
by Johnny Union August 21, 2016
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Tiddy Inspection Day

The sister day of Penis Inspection Day where licensed Tiddy Inspectors are required to have every tiddy they find thoroughly inspected. No one is exempt from a tiddy inspection during this day.
“Citizens, Tiddy Inspection Day is in effect. You are legally required to whip em out. Please report to the nearest Tiddy Inspector in your area immediately.”
by 43-034 April 12, 2021
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inspire

inspire from nsw
by online July 31, 2003
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