cases occur when an iPhone is lost stolen or broken
most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten
most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten
1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"
2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"
1. "omg that poor soul"
2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"
1. "omg that poor soul"
by Mr.Ham July 20, 2010
Aaaayyyeeeeeee ma baby, we Team iPhone! We in this thang!!!
Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
by YoungMarshian April 23, 2013
An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
She: Why didn't you pay the credit card bill?
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
by Simon2072 February 01, 2013
The newest and "extraordinary" product from Apple. Better donate your two kidneys now if you want to get a $999 emoji machine.
by imSynOfficial November 26, 2017
The coolest thing ever. I didnt get the first iPhone because I knew that the 2nd generation would be way better, and it is! I just went and ordered my iPhone 3G, and it kinda sucks I have to wait a week to get one but its tottaly worth it. The App Store has all kinds of fun games and applications so that I will never have to be bored again. And the best part is, that... well..... I get to show it off!!
Me: HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW IPHONE 3G!!!!
HATERS: Well its not that cool and the service costs too much.
Me: Whatever I have one!! haha!!
HATERS: Well its not that cool and the service costs too much.
Me: Whatever I have one!! haha!!
by Walker Lancaster August 17, 2008
Apple's great new product that got a whole bunch of fans and preorders, then when it came out had service issues and required a case so it could have service.
Bill - "Hey, is that the new iPhone 4?"
Steve - "YES! Much better than your shitty phones. Oh wait I have a call coming in."
Bill - "Hi, Steve!"
Steve - "Wait...hold on...fuck...I have no signal here, just text me."
Steve - "YES! Much better than your shitty phones. Oh wait I have a call coming in."
Bill - "Hi, Steve!"
Steve - "Wait...hold on...fuck...I have no signal here, just text me."
by bodiddles August 27, 2010
When someone's attention is completely absorbed by whatever is happening on his or her iphone. Texting and apps such as Words with Friends may lead to a particularly impenetrable iphone zone.
by Rackbah May 29, 2010