Shower Hop

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.

I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.

by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008

Hop off

Usually said as "Hop off my dick" or "Hop off my nuts".

Meaning: Leave me alone or Don't judge me.

Jenny: Ewww, that shirt looks disgusting!
Sam: Man, whatever... Hop off!

by tholomew.plague May 26, 2010

hep-hop

- music that is the next level above hip-hop; possessing original musical knowledge without needing to sample beats from other artists.

That hep-hop record drops some unique beats.

by International Giant August 29, 2014

Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own

Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping

by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011

Tech Hop

A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.

Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?

by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023

Hop on Warframe

Its an intermit grind session involving 5 big gay men from the zariman, 2 square meters of dry wall and the forbidden texts of Ballas written under the authority of the greater will while the 5 gay men proceed to attach chips to the rectum of the people participating in the event. The act of Hop on Warframe takes several nights to complete and no straight man will emerge straight from. The main events within Hop on Warframe include hump the dry wall and hope it sticks every 2 nanoseconds. Another common method is the cock spiral where 2 men sit on a spinning object while being slapped in the by the gay mens throbbing cocks which are modded with extra multishot.

"Hey Aiden want to Hop on Warframe?"

by Average Warframe Player December 5, 2022

hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.

I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .

by getasitter July 11, 2023