friend who happens to be a girl

a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.

Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).

by Phil My Pockets July 29, 2016

then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

Pics or it didn't happen

Pics or it didn't happen is used when someone makes a very far fetched statement about something. See example.

Teenager1: So brah ask me what I did over the weekend
Teenager2: ok....what did you do over the weekend?
Teenager1: I went over to this girls house and I fucked her and then her mom walked in on us and we had a threesome.
Teenager2: Pics or it didn't happen looser!

by omg45439934 August 23, 2009

see, wut had happened was..

when a ghetto person -or person that talks ghetto- gets ready to tell a story; usually about how much weed they smoked that day, how much crunk juice they drank that weekend, what ho/dude they banged, when they're about to lie, or when they are talking about something that totally doesn't need to be started with "see wut had happened was.."

"see, what had happened was..is this..i smoked so much dr0 n drank s0 much crunk juice this weekend, that i banged some dude that was toe up from tha flo' up"

by Erica* May 3, 2005

What's happening

Hey, Peter. Whaaat's happening.

Did you get the memo?

We are putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now.

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Hippacrocapig

A munter who is so minging that she makes a bushpig look attractive. Usually is very smelly, with wild unkempt hair and toejam.

A cross between a hippo, crocodile and a pig.

Bob: Look at that old trout, she is such a Hippacrocapig, they wouldn't even let her into the circus. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

George: Ah, but she has a kind face.

Bob: Yeah, the kind that's been hit with a shovel!

by Stavica June 8, 2004