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helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.
After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006
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Hampinator

Some one who is an anti-social shut in. They also believe themselves smarter than all others and dress shittly. Someone with an extremely large ego, and yet no girlfriend.
That assfuck is such a Hampinator - he just sits in his room jacking off and telling himself he's a god.
by Greg Uspeck October 17, 2006
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Haloing

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and moving your penis in a circle around a felmale/males anus thus creating a white halo
liam: rachel was lovin sex last night
Stu: yea??? what about u?
liam: i was haloing the shit out of her at the end so it was amazing bro!
by Stuper Man December 3, 2010
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Happiness

Happiness can be said in a way that sounds wrong:

Ha! Penis!

>_> lol
Girl: Happiness!! It's sticking out!
Boy: Huh?

The boy obviously doesn't get it.
by SxHxW June 8, 2009
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Pursuit of Happiness

When your fucking a girl in the ass "doggy-style" and doing the rubik's cube simultaneously and you must finish the cube before you cum.
Oh my god, after the SAT, I pursued happiness to the greatest extent possible with Marissa.(transitive verb)

After the SAT, Josh gave me the pursuit of happiness, but he forget the algorithm so it took foreverrrrr.
by steve gross December 15, 2008
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Artifical Happiness

Another name for ecstasy. so named because some people take it because otherwise they have never known happiness in there entire life and many may never other wise.
John has to take artifical happiness.
by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010
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Happiness

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..
by Tom May 2, 2003
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