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Johns Hopkins University

A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.
Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
by Royce 207 October 11, 2005
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posin' for a hosin'

At some universities, the custom of some young women to sunbathe where the football team will run by them (like beside the path between the field and the fieldhouse). The perfect posin' for a hosin' outfit is a very small thong bikini that's at least partly transparent. Easy to spot as they're the only people you've ever seen sunbathing with their makeup and hair perfect.
Your luck gets a lot better at the postgame party if you've been posin' for a hosin' all week.
by passerthru February 19, 2008
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hooking

when you're trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork
-hey sarah!
-go away, i'm hooking johno!!!
by Nikki Sasquatch April 19, 2009
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hoskings

To give someone a 'Hosk' is to simultaneously grab them at the front and back. Popular past time in prison.
"Ooooh I've just been hosked"

"You deserve a right hoskings'
by LOOOO October 31, 2014
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Hoskins

That Dave is a right Hoskins
by Ritzy2 May 17, 2017
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cock hooking nose

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.
Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!
by antireligiouszombies June 19, 2010
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Hooking

A sexual act in which a Pirate or an Pirate Actor shoves an anal hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman's vagina or anus
Long John Silver was hooking Mary Jane in the newest Pirate Porn
by PirateLoverBowzer February 3, 2012
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