Ho

Biggest part of Santa's seasonal schedual

santa:
"spring: ho
summer: ho
fall: ho
Winter: Merry XXX-mas"

by 2520dude December 13, 2012

Ho

1: A tool for gardening outside.
2: A tool for gardening inside.

Bob : Pass me the ho, mate.

Bill : Five for minutes. I'm not quite done yet.

by Breasticlez October 19, 2009

ho

like in 40 year old virgin...shes a ho...for sho

also commonly called whore skank bitch hoe

shes a ho...for sho ally is such a ho

by joemamas December 2, 2007

ho ho holy shit

What you say when you have an unfortunate event during the holiday season.

Person 1: My Christmas tree fell over and killed my brother
Person 2: ho ho holy shit!

by bttfboy March 14, 2016

ho

a guy's casual sex or pleasure partner, like the one on the side

yeh c tht gal she's my ho

by Graeme March 25, 2004

ho

1) Any dude whose cock you've gotta pay for.
2) An easy slut

1)Mary: So how was the dude you hooked up with last night?
Jane: Expensive.
2)Mary: Hey, why is Mark over with that chick? You guys broke up just hours ago.
Jane: Don't worry 'bout him, he's a ho.
Mary: *Gasp!*

by WomanofMassDestruction October 29, 2007

wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.

(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!

by gramu March 31, 2009