Gudders

Girl udders. An insulting term for breasts. Particularly useful when applied to girls being bitches.

"Don't bite my gudders so hard."

"If she lifted her skirt, you could see dem gudders by her knees."

"Bend over and let me milk your gudders."

by lovingdemtitties April 20, 2013

Brazilian Hang Glider

When a guy from Brazil tricks a tourist into having anal sex with him. The Brazilian man proceeds to lift the girl off the ground and ejaculate in the tourists ass trying to get her/him to shoot off his cock like a hang glider.

Whitney told me she wanted to go to Brazil with us so she could experience a Brazilian Hang Glider.

by Toddy Blumpkin October 15, 2008

gundermuffin

1. a small starved female human-like mole rat creature that scavanges for garbage on sight. Mostly found under small wooden boardwalks at the beach, sometimes found in caves. Speaks in grunting noises and/or screechings. Usually wears tattered, dirt covered ripped clothes.

2. a female scavenger found at the beach

3. female beach troll

she moved through the shadows by the sound of the ocean and the smell of the dumpsters. She was gundermuffin

by dannnyelle August 16, 2009

Guilderstench

(Adj): Something with the stench of a guilder.

Those country folks wreak of guilderstench!

by elphaba03 November 12, 2010

Guidette

A Guidette is a female equivalent to a Guido. They are attractive females who are usually of Italian/Sicilian descent. Although there are many of them who are Black, Latina,Irish,Jewish etc. (Like many of my girls).....They always have the best bodies and know how to keep in shape. And trust me we know exactly how to flaunt it and do it well. They make the best girlfriends and have the best fashion sense. Like Bebe,Armani Exchange, & Juicy couture just to name a few. You can find us almost any where in the tristate area, and believe me we really know how to party like there's no tomorrow. We are the ones who bring the party to life at clubs and we definitely know how to dance, especially when it comes to frolicing. Tanning, shopping, and clubbing are our passions, and don't forget about those hot guidos.... ps.(we know how to rock a poof hairstyle, light-colored lipstick, and a tan while wearing a half cut shirt that shows our perfect flat stomach and belly ring.)

Mikey: "Joey did you see that hot girl in Armani Exchange?"
Joey: "Yeah she must be a guidette."

by Rochelle_x0x0 August 15, 2007

Sherpa Guide

Person carrying a lot of shit.

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003