Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.

"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."

by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010

grumptious

Another word for grumpy

"Daddy, I'm a little grumptious this morning."

by Liam Clegg June 16, 2008

Grump

To take from, either Violently, Sexually, or Passively

1. Im gonna grump that bitches V-card tonight when shes wasted.
2. Im gonna go grump some fresh chipolte
3. Im going to grump your life on Call of Duty 4.

by fresh grundle December 15, 2008

grumpy

act of dumping in toliet and not flushing, resulting in a pleasant surprise for the next user

I left a nice grumpy at my girlfriends house, it was classic.

by blahblah May 13, 2005

pinch a grumpy

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.

I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.

by justin jb December 30, 2007

grumplefuck

One who grumples often.

Man, that guy Dan is a grumplefuck.

by Auntie Pigtails July 27, 2009

grumpy

ugly, nasty, untasteful, somthing that doesnt look right

Dem clothes is lookin GRUMPY!!!!

by Khalil James May 9, 2008