Grumblewank

when someone/something arouses you and at the same time makes you angry but you begrudgingly whack you stack or flick your skittle anyway.

After seeing Atris breasts she threatened to use a mallet on my testicles but i still had a grumblewank anyway.

by freudianslip69 September 16, 2024

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Grimple

A small gnome wizard sometimes called his full title "Grimple the Wizard" known for teaching magic incantations from the magic style known as "Negromancy" such as:

Nigronius Sumonous
Cauconius Sumonous
Penis Dementus (Pronounced Pen-iss)

I got taught a new spell the other day by my spellmaster Grimple the Wizard.

by ReneGod September 28, 2024

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grumble bunnies

Morning farts

Dad was in the garden and I said “Quit farting!” but he said it was the grumble bunnies

by Blinkau89 March 24, 2024

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Grimple

Somewhere between a grumble, and a wimper, lies the grimple, a peevish grumble, or a complaint verging on a wimper. When out of sorts, a bit hung over, crapulent, you may also feel grimply.

Portmaneau words like 'grimple' come from the consonence in meaning between the two.

I'm sorry for the grimples, my headache has made me a bit grimply this morning.

by Fustbariclation August 15, 2024

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Grumper

In a nut shell, a gay person who supports Trump. They usually drive a bright colored jeep with a lift kit and at least one of a gay couple has a muscular build and a beard.

Those Grumpers think that just because they voted for Trump, they won't get marched to the Gay Correction Camps. Sorry but the evangelicals are coming for ya! Trump himself is a closeted gay (Roy Cohn) but that don't mean shit~!

by Ed Abull January 5, 2025

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