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The Law of Conservation of Grind

Proposed by historians Sir Keeler Gonzales, Empress Mai Ton, and Archduke Sai Sriram in the early 21st century, on the campus of William Marsh Rice University, the law of conservation of grind states that the grind never stops but merely takes different forms. Grind takes three principle forms, potential grind, kinetic grind, and party grind ("grinding" grind as it is known outside of the intellectual community). Potential grind is given by the expression Mass x hours of sleep x g (the grind constant). g=69 grinds/sec^2. Kinetic grind is given by the expression (1/2)Pp^2. P=panic constant p= procrastination factor. Party grind is the inverse of kinetic grind, but can increase exponentially as given by dA/dt (alcohol over time). This Law has been widely accepted in the scientific and educational communities.
Person A: I need to rest, I've been working too hard today.
Person B: But A, I thought the grind never stops??
Person A: According to the law of conservation of grind, I am merely converting my kinetic grind into potential grind.
by President David Leebron December 8, 2017
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jet grind radio

the first game that ever had cell shading
aka in japan jet set radio
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stone grinder

Ski and snowboard tuning machines are most often referred to by the ski tech as a stone grinder.

Not everyone working in a ski or snowboard shop turning screws can operate a stone grinder.

In the wrong hands, a stone grinder can remove fingers, hands and, (if the ski tech has really long hair) the dude's entire head.
I knew this kid who was turning screws in a snowboard shop and destroyed a new snowboard when the customer handed him a green pass and he let go of the board.

The ski shop owner caught his ski tech pouring dirty bong water into the holding tank of his $85,000 stone grinder.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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Grindr burqa

The towel or shirt that a gay man will put over his head -- when at the beach or by the pool -- in order to obtain a better view of his GPS-based gay social apps, such as Grindr, Scruff, Jack'd, etc.
"This sun is crazy! I can't tell who's close by or who's far away. Brb, gonna put on my Grindr burqa for a bit."

"C'mon, grrl, we're at the beach! Come out from under that Grindr burqa!"
by Jack D. Grindr April 17, 2013
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rise and grind

A variation of "rise and shine" but replacing shine as grind, as saying having to deal with the "daily grind".
Mike: "Yoooo... man that party was steezy last night, but we have a final exam today".

Nate: "Damn, well rise and grind".
by goodaypo11 November 13, 2010
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grinding

When a guy and a girl are dancing and her back and ass is on his dick and she is shaking her ass and rotating around his dick and he is getting a certain feeling and stroking her hips with his hands!
I was grinding my girlfriend Ren and she felt my boner with her ass!
by james kav June 22, 2007
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Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.
Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.
by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004
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