goob

A man who is ample in both intelligence and physical appearance, not just one or the other. A goob must be smart and capable, and very attractive. Goobs are almost always slender, though not necessarily hard and wiry - more of a lanky look to them. If he wears glasses, contacts, and/or has braces, then that is a bonus to their goobness. Also, goobs are kind, patient, and shy. You may have to approach the goob first, but once you get him talking... it's destiny.

Dr. Spencer Reid, from "Criminal Minds" is the epitome of the perfect goob - in all qualities.

by AkelaRainWolf April 1, 2010

Goober

The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.

I wish we had Goober in the pantry, i’m so hungry right now.

by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019

Goobama

A very sexy man, superior to mikzyy and has more youtube subscribers. He is slightly mikzsexual but its not too much of a problem.

Goobama is in love with mudmanson
MudManSon had an affair with goobama

by mikzyyy July 7, 2021

gobsmack

To be completely dumbfounded or shocked. That I know of, its origins are Irish.

I have know idea what a "gob" is or why it is common practice to smack somebody with one when they are shocked.

It seems like a rude thing to do, though.

"Well, I'll be gobsmacked!" exclaimed the taxi driver, as he watched two sworn enemies hug.

by Yogi!! April 18, 2005

gobstopper

when a girl hold on to then end of your penis to keep you from ejaculating when she is giving hell to you. IT HURTS LIKE HELL

she gave me a gobstopper

by bob January 26, 2005

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005

goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

by Jason January 1, 2004