goatse'd 

the act of being fooled, tricked.
often related with being led to the site www.goatse.cx

Jmechy: [e-mail] O Fishsticks o: i hope its not goatse O Fishsticks o: dammit O Fishsticks o: I swear to god im gonna kill you

goatse'd by Jmechy February 24, 2003

Garbage Goal 

In hockey slang, a garbage goal is when a player scores a dirty goal around the crease on a rebound. Therefore, scoring a garbage goal can also mean to score with a girl who's currently on a rebound from a recent relationship.

"Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally scored a Garbage Goal while my roomate was passed out in the other bed" -- Frank-Peter

Garbage Goal by P.KG April 6, 2010

jew goal 

a term used to describe a type of footballing goal in which a player squares the ball when in a 2 on 1 with the goalkeeper. it originates from the game fifa and is still largely used within this game but can also be used in real life. a jew goal is frowned upon within the fifa community and often results with the scoring player being called a jew.

1- what a goal
2- no that was a jew goal you jew

jew goal by leonf1 March 13, 2011

The Goatse.cx Lawyer 

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.

The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

The Goatse.cx Lawyer by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004

goatsified 

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.

That fool was goatsified.

goatsified by vectus October 27, 2003

Goats In The Garden 

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

Goats In The Garden by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

goastcheeks 

the warmth of someone elses butt on the toilet seat

eww i just felt your goastcheeks

goastcheeks by realpowerminy May 26, 2016