Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

A gay ass dog fucker

Kf: Garret man,
Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022

wynn garrett

An asshole who won't leave you alone. When he does talk to you it's to be mean or piss you off. Don't be a Wynn Garrett.

Don't be such a fucking WYNN GARRETT!!!!

by haters-gonna_hate February 9, 2018

Josh Garrido

He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)

Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"

by joshgarrido April 13, 2020

National punch Garrett day

Every day you have to find someone who has Garrett as there first name and punch them

EVEN YOURSELF with national punch Garrett day

by Nerf minor May 5, 2022

Garrett

A bald fuck who slouches on couches and secretly wishes he could grow super sexy, sexual, pantie-dropping hair.

Garrett sucks at living. Stupid northern star, flashy fuck.

by Djent666 June 16, 2018

Garrad

A dirty nonce that brags about raping people.

I hate Garrads, they're so fucking dirty.

by NorthHertsConstabulary April 28, 2019

Garrett

Garrett is a guy that will always have your back no matter what, he makes a great friend or boyfriend, he is always ready to listen when you have a problem, and is the sweetest, funniest guy you can ever meet, he is known mostly for his caring heart along with his great smile and his outstanding brown eyes, Garrett is a person you can trust with all of your heart, but don't pressure them too much because he won't want to talk he doesn't like to be pressured

I love Garrett he's such an amazing, caring, guy

by McraeCharisRose November 27, 2019