sperm burping gobble dick

Refering that someone gives men lots of oral sex.

Dude back off you sperm burping gobble dick!

by Bushy Bob September 22, 2009

gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.

Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.

by Larry Brown December 18, 2009

Gobbledageek

Somebody who admits to having engaged in activities of a sexual nature with a nerd.

Jenny: Have you managed to get it on yet with that guy in the I.T. department?
Catherine: Let's just say that I'm now a fully-fledged 'Gobbledageek'

by Scrabbleguru December 11, 2010

Garblesnorting

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011

Gobblecaust

Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.

"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"

"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."

"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"

by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012

gobble the nob

Gobble the nob is British slang for giving head to a male person.

Ira felt so much better after he'd pulled out his wang and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced Wanda to gobble the nob.

by http://bit.ly/VfHlm4 January 30, 2014

gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft

some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015