Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.

If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009

grass grazer

A vegetarian

Guy 1: Is Bethany a grass grazer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she hasn't eaten meat in years!

by vegetablist May 28, 2011

go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

by Max Frampton December 13, 2021

gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

Glossy Taco

The code word for glossy top coat in Cristine from simplynailogical's holosexual language.

"Now apply a glossy taco to the nail"

by TheAngryUnicorn July 17, 2017

Grass

Something you should touch more.

Go touch grass.

Grass grows on the ground outside.

by A Random Drowning Child. August 26, 2022

glossy taco

When you put a quick dry glossy top coat of nail polish on your nail.

Add a glossy taco and your nail art is finished

by Hggjfgnjj July 19, 2017