balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003

balls in a vice grip

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.

Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.

by Devil421 November 26, 2003

The bowlers grip

Where you insert your thumb into the female anus, and place both your middle finger and ring finger into her vaginal passage from the rear. In a simular/same fashion as you would hold a bowling ball.

Ron: Hey man, you go down the bowling alley last night?
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.

by Top banter. July 7, 2011

getto grip

Large sum of money ; Something that you would see a drug dealer have while being arrested on COPS.

Dam Son nigga got that getto grip

by fudge from philly April 9, 2010

Death Grip

Jerking off too much to the point that you can only cum from jerking off and nothing else

Person 1: "Dude, I heard bohdan has a death grip
Person 2: "That's sad, dude"

by sooperdood12 March 25, 2019

gorilla grip

the strongest pussy lips achievable by women. highly prized, rarely awarded. the best of the best.

If you find a girl with a gorilla grip, never let her go.

by cowboyemojiyeet July 22, 2020

Mo-grip

The act of a female 'holding in' her male partner at the point of ejaculation against his will- purely for personal financial gain, domestic security and a foothold on the social housing ladder.

"I wasn't wearing a condom and was about to pull out, when she Mo-gripped me. Now I'm a dad, and she has a new flat"

by Glove puppet June 18, 2012