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Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.
"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."
by diva_umpire December 9, 2008
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Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo
James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!
by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011
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Floridan Flamingo

When one person (high on meth), sticks there head in another person (also high on meth)'s asshole. the meth may be substituted for crack as crackhead strength can help with the "jamming"
Mark, "the other night I got Fucked up and gave Miles a Floridan Flamingo!"
Dave, "Dude, get help."
by Mitch Tiddylicker February 11, 2020
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Motorized Flamingo

A term used to describe phallic objects in an attempt to hide any underlying implications.
Person 1: Hey do you see that cucumber? It looks like a motorized flamingo.
Person 2: Ha lol true dat
Person 3: What? I just thought it looked a bit phallic.

Person 1+2: HOW DARE YOU SIR OMGSNKKSSKR
by Not_Tommy_Wiseau August 16, 2020
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happy birthday flamingo

Person 1: Happy birthday flamingo!
Albert Aretz: Thank You!
by lvlpyn June 11, 2021
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flamingle

The act of trying to flirt/mingle but you are so awkward that you become a flamingo.
Gloria: Why be single when you can flamingle?

Bon'Quisha: That never works.
by ChillLemon November 24, 2013
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