google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.

You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.

by Chris Weidner January 11, 2007

fu-schnicken

noun: a trick

verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.

Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.

On April Fools, Jake placed shaving cream in my ear while I was sleeping. I was fu-schnickened.

Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.

Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.

by jontan27 August 23, 2007

Tongue Fu

tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.

He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

yuk fu

Fucked up, ass backwards kung fu fighting.

"Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!"

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

kung fu club

Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.

Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)

by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008

Fu-wife

a woman who is married to another member of FUBAR.

Craftmagick is Fu-wife to RandyNew West

by craftmagick January 11, 2009

kung-fu for jesus

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

by mofojimbo August 2, 2009