freshman shock and awe

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012

Freshman PeePee

An undergrown, prepubescent male penis on a freshman in high school. Some freshman boys have not progressed far enough in puberty, causing them to have small, under-developed penis (PeePee).

Angela-"Hey, did you see Cullen?"
Erica- "No, what's so important about them?"
Angela- "He have freshman PeePee and I saw it."
Erica- "No fucking way!"

by MotAcire_Bianco March 19, 2014

Freshman Football

A team of freshman & sophomore football athletes. A lot of them will not play and grind at practice like the Senior Football team. Some will just quit the team. A good amount of them will not play the year after. Some will keep on playing. Also known as frosh football.

Kid 1: I wanna be like Viz and play all the years after Freshman Football
Kid 2: Football is gay so I'm quitting
Kid 3: I wanna play just for the varsity jacket
Kid 4: *tackles coach*

by stephen 47 November 4, 2018

Freshman Fucker

A senior who likes to go for the freshman thotties because they cannot get any other pussy. Their counterpart would be a Senior Smasher

Bret is such a Freshman Fucker!

by injaculator101 May 9, 2019

Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009

Forever Freshman

An upperclassmen who looks, sounds, or acts like a freshman. Sometimes they get mistakenly called freshman by other upperclassmen and even by other freshmen.

That kid graduated high school as a forever freshman. His voice and appearance hasn't changed at all.

by I don't have a name to post. October 12, 2017

Shinjuku Air Freshener

An act where a woman injects a man's scrotum with pine-sol

Man, that Becky girl was crazy, she tried to give me a Shinjuku Air Freshener

by Robotmieser May 7, 2019