French Horn

The best instrument ever. Pitched in F with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest brass instruments to learn and master. (I havent mastered it myself. Another 10 years for me. :-D) Mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. Heard in Wind Ensembles, Orchestras and Chamber Ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. Only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. Most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. Hard to play in tune when you start off. Once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. Word.

John: You play French Horn?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!? That instrument sucks!
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.

by Obsessed Hornist February 11, 2006

Scath Fence

An amazing rock/metal band consisting of four members. Formed in 2005 by the vocalist, the band didn't become a "real" band until the guitarist was later added on early 2007. They have succesfully fused genres together while maintaining the authentic rock/metal vibe.

Wow! Did you hear the band Scath Fence last night?

by LERS June 17, 2007

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

french

Someone who comes from France or of French descendant, or anything that has to do with with the country, its language, food and culture....

Most of the French people I've met are really nice and friendly people. But from that, they are also wild and crazy. That's because most of them are liberal, they don't really care much about what people say or do. See freedomAnd most of them smoke too. But I guess it would be fun to party with them.

Person #1: Oh My God! Did you just see that guy streaking out on the street with nothing on, holding a ciggarette in his hand just a minute ago?!!

Person #2: Yeah, he must be French.

by Lovin'it July 23, 2006

french blowjob

When using your tongue during a blowjob to swirl around the head of the penis until orgasm occurs.

She gave me a french blowjob and I loved her technique so much I married her.

by Bethk April 6, 2008

french braid

this was from a sketch on Mad TV:

when a woman puts another woman on a reclining chair, then lifts her ass up over her head, fills her vagina with gray poupon and cocktail wieners, then buries her face up to the *beep* in her *beep* until it's clean, all the while necromancing(?) *beep*

"Now, Carmela cannot give Rosa a french braid."

by theoneandolnyxander August 15, 2009

frances bean

the daughter of deceased Kurt Cobain, one of the most influential people in rock history, and Courtney Love, another rock icon.

frances looks just like her daddy.

dont you wish you were the spawn of something so perfect and inspirational as Kurt Cobain?

by LiLi October 9, 2004