big freeze

The theory in which in a quadrillion years, the universe will over-expand and cause everything to freeze, that is assuming somewhere in the universe there isn't some kind of anomoly that creates matter at the same rate as the universe is expanding.

Holy shit, we'll all die in a quadrillion years! The big freeze will get us!

by sdasdsadsadass May 30, 2006

mexican freezeout

when in a vehicle, putting on windowlocks, then rolling the windows down in cold weather and traveling at a high rate of speed

person 1: every heard of a mexican freezeout?
person 2:.....no?
person 1: alright, check this out, dont worry its fun.

by ca25yghfgw March 11, 2008

freecalate

To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.

Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

fleece personality

a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.

genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.

guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF

guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!

by fayecallum February 28, 2010

Freetek

An illegal rave generally held outside under a bridge or in a park/forest.

Person 1: Hey, you going to the freetek tonight?
Person 2: Nah, the last one got shut down by the cops really early

by ketamineocean>.< August 22, 2011

Freeclaming

Going without panties, said of a female, so called because her pussy (aka clam) is free and unencumbered. A similar expression is "going commando," which can be used of either a male or female without underwear, but is more often used of a male.

"Freeclaming: A lot of girls like to secretly freeclam in the summer, but those who are caught are labeled a slut forever"

by Muff divah October 13, 2011

Freesed

To perform surprisingly clutch, or well, in a desperate situation. Or, to restore hope to a situation thought lost.

Matt: "I can't believe I just aced that exam after only studying 20 minutes before class!"
Carl: "Yeah man, you completely Freesed."

Erin: "Oh shoot. Miley Cyrus just came on the radio!"
Lindsey: "I've got this." *CHANGES STATION*
Erin: "Thanks girl, you totally Freesed there."

by BenAffleck October 28, 2011