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by FlamingGuts December 1, 2003

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010

pop the flamingo

Take a huge dump on someones lawn or someone in perticular.

"Dude, i just popped the flamingo on Bill's lawn!"

by $$Andy June 4, 2005

flamingo fan

annoying little 7 year olds who think theyre funny

Me: yo dude i just won this one fight on ROBLOX
flamingo fan: NOOB E E E E YO TENGO ;-;
Me: what

by oweiusfd May 26, 2021

Flaming Donut

When you are having sex with a girl, you ask her to shit, after shitting you throw rainbow sprinkles around the butthole then continue to eat it off.

Girl shit yo pants and let me give you and ole flaming donut like the good ole days, i got the jimmies for this one!

by Di-orea September 23, 2007

flaming-yon

an extremely large poop.
supposed to be a pun off of the steak filet mignon. but its poop so its funny.

"i shouldn't have eaten that mexican food, because now i have to take a flaming-yon..."

by grakponiclaktnicle. June 4, 2009

flaming amazon

okay, this is the act of setting a girl's bush on fire and then putting the flames out with your man-chowder.

and then he pulled out and did a flaming amazon!

by number25 August 24, 2003