Patric Fernandes

(noun):A person who often tends to have a large penis and have a very intellectual and humorous personality. Women would be considered his occupation for they are all he does. Is a freak but have an intense romantic side. An all around great person to know.

Susie: Who's that?
Jane: Are you serious, that's Patric Fernandes! Haven't you seen what's in his pants and dangling between his knee's.
Susie: No, how big is it?
Jane: Let's just say there's a cucumber and two golf balls in his pants.
Susie: Oh my God, I definitely need to meet him.

by flakita69 December 13, 2009

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Ferne

To take the day off work

"I called in Ferne today"

by Spike85 February 3, 2010

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Fern

To conspicuously spy/creep on someone from a distance while hiding your face behind an object.

We were at the beach and he was ferning on girls from behind that restaurant menu. Everyone saw him though.

by cabaretebandit June 9, 2010

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Fernando Tatis jr

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.

Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.

by mlb1030 February 24, 2021

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