female human

A female human is amazing. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Female humans are very diverse. Some love male humans, some love female humans, some love both genders, and some love all genders. One of the greatest things about female humans is their strength. Sometimes, if they so choose, they can help create a living human being inside their body, and then expel it from their body. When they aren't doing that, their body is prepared to do it once a month, and they spend at least 5 days a month bleeding. Speaking of bodies, that is another amazing thing about female humans. Their bodies are incredibly beautiful. They can be as white as China and as dark as ebony, and they come in every warm shade of brown there is. They can be large and small, thin and thick, tattooed and pierced and scarred, with cellulite, stretch marks and body hair. Each one is beautiful, and belongs to that woman and no one else. Their minds are another thing. Some can have ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, Down syndrome, and many other things, but each is intelligent and capable of great things. Because female humans are strong, beautiful, independent and intelligent, they quite obviously don't have to do anything for anyone. They do not have to wear heels, makeup or dresses, make you a sandwich, have sex with you, be a certain weight, height or religion, or do ANYTHING they don't want to. Hell, they don't even have to have a vagina. If you encounter a female human, treat them with respect.

A female human is pretty awesome.

by W.D May 30, 2016

Female penis

Women grow a female penis every month that needs to be cut off to avoid infection. If not done in time is can lead to extreme pain and discomfort, however if surgically removed at birth it will not grow again.

Girl 1: “I can’t believe so many boys don’t know about the female penis”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”

by Aamina_x_ May 27, 2020

Female Orgasm

Something that straight couples never achieve

“Did you hear Chloe had a female orgasm last night?”
“Yeah, it’s cuz she dropped dating dudes dumbass”

by robinurtoes April 28, 2020

female taint

The area he stabs when he's trying to go from the vagina to the asshole. A move that makes you go "eh eh"

He trained loved my female taint

by JD_907 December 28, 2014

female dog

bitch

leave me alone bitch(female dog)

by ray_ray98 April 19, 2018

female gamer

Something that exists. No different than your average gamer.

"There's no such thing as a female gamer! I bet she only plays Candy Crush when she's bored!"
"Fuck you, dude."

by s2artjm April 2, 2017

female ejaculation

a milky-clear fluid thats shoots out of a urethra in a great quantity like a projectile explosion because of a extreme sexual orgasm; often feels like urination

after the horny man had mercilessly pounded her g-spot several times she felt like she was going to pee but instead a fluid jetted out from her swelling urethra and soaked the man completely

by xyz April 29, 2003