fappic

Something that is epic to the fap degree.

D: "brb im going to clean my laptop up to much on it"
J: "that was.......fappic D"

by JakobTTx December 22, 2009

fwapping

See fwap.

Also see fapping; which is not quite the same thing.

I'm going home for a spot of fwapping.

Those aliens have been fwapping half the buildings in Washington and it's got to stop!

I spent many a happy hour fwapping Matilda between her thighs.

by Church Wolf August 16, 2006

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

Flapping Your Wing

Masturbating... While thinking about/addicted to the game Flappy Bird.

Me: Are you flapping your wing tonight?
Boyfriend: I might. I don't know. I have to be in the mood to play the game in order to.
Me: Ah. That sucks.

by FlappybirdRFun February 1, 2014

Flapping

the act of female masturbation combined with the sound of fap. A combination of flick and fap.

"Hey, what sound does a girl masturbating sound like?" "Oh dude definitely flapping."

by royalbiznitch April 19, 2015

Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.

"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"

by Lucie B. June 1, 2015

fapinion

An opinion piece in which grandiose arguments rely on exaggerated facts often poorly researched or misunderstood by the author and targeted toward people with like opinions and poor critical thinking skills. Fapinion pieces can be recognized by their viral spread and inability to withstand expert scrutiny. They are a favorite of fanboys engaging in mental masturbation inside their clique (eg: fapping).

An 8 year farm student designed a next generation battery technology that will take the world by storm according to the latest Time fapinion.

by librafate July 11, 2019