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fairy fail

a circumstance when a female thinks she has found the man of her dreams, and then the two break up quickly for a ridiculously stupid and petty reason.
Kilgore: Hey are Billy and Valencia still going out?
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.
by scotty.does.know April 24, 2011
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aids and fail

AIDS.

Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.

Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.

FAIL.

To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.

AIDS and FAIL.

Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Jimmy: "I just posted up a new youtube video to my myspace account of me having sex with my stuffed toy collection!

Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
by MortisNai March 8, 2008
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Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!
camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll
by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008
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Failbreed

What happens when two young people decide to have a baby.
1. Nina and Tyler were only fifteen but thought having a baby would be cool. Unsurprisingly, the result was a failbreed.

2. "See that dirty five-year-old in diapers crawling around the trailer court? Total failbreed."
by JAYN3 C0BB June 11, 2010
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Failenn

Faillenn is an irish unisex name but mostly girls have it and it means young wolf and superiority; descended from a ruler,

An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.
Failenn is the bomb.
by jabjab January 10, 2013
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Failed Suicide

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi May 8, 2018
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epik fail

a cross of being obsessed with Epik High and being an epic fail
Minwoo: Man shane is an epik fail!
Oliver: true dat.
by supportepikhigh March 30, 2009
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