Failien

Some one who fails on an epic scale. Constantly.

A group of people that fail. Constantly.

A retarded looking alien. EPIC fail.

"look at that chick, shes such a failien"

"Dude, stay away from those failiens, they'll make you one of them"

"That was such a failien, he didnt even have green skin or tentacles or anything like a decent alien. waste of a movie"

by CellarDoor1237 April 25, 2009

Failzeton

The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.

Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010

failsmanship

The acknowledgment of someone's failing to perform any given act, usually a mundane one.

Shae's attempt to provide an example for this word resulted in failsmanship because he junked it up so bad.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Failenese

The Language that all failures speak towards another.

1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.

by Blazinet July 15, 2009

Failsaur

1) A term used to describe fail 6-9 year olds in MMO's or forums.

2) Someone who just fails SO MUCH, you'd think they were 5.

Casual WOW raider: We tried the Lich King in 25 man, but the tank was a failsaur pulled, and bubblehearthed.

Forum user: That troll is such i failsaur. I just kow he's 8.

by Failsaur March 7, 2010

false alram

1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.

1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!

2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram

by phreke July 8, 2010

false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012