Failsaur 

1) A term used to describe fail 6-9 year olds in MMO's or forums.

2) Someone who just fails SO MUCH, you'd think they were 5.

Casual WOW raider: We tried the Lich King in 25 man, but the tank was a failsaur pulled, and bubblehearthed.

Forum user: That troll is such i failsaur. I just kow he's 8.

Failsaur by Failsaur March 7, 2010

Failsauce

1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.

This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.

Failsauce by Dragonheart91 October 14, 2008

Failasaurus Rex 

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

Failasaurus Rex by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

Failsauce Engage 

The process in which one's failsauce engages

Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.

Failsauce Engage by e-jangles May 6, 2008

Failsaurus Rex

The act of epic failing so tremendously it can only be compared to one of the most ridiculously proportioned dinosaurs that ever existed.

Guy 1: I just lost in COD to an 11 year old, 30 to 4.

Guy 2: Failsaurus Rex dude...

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Guy 1: A customer just asked me why they needed a power adapter for their laptop since it is wireless...

Guy 2: Wowwwww, failsaurus rex and a half...

Failsaurus Rex by nightcrawler0188 April 7, 2010

Failsauce

The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...

Failsauce by Peter Buckett December 9, 2009

Failosaur 

1. A mythical creature, said to be so large that if it fails it will cause the destruction of the entire universe

2. A person who is in a constant state of failure. Because their failure radius is so large, they are called a Failosaur.

kid 1: Hey guys, watch me!
*faceplant*
kid 2: God, you are such a Failosaur

Failosaur by Adsy101.1 October 14, 2009