a filthy slut

A girl who loves cock and will sit on any penis for free

Usually girls over 18 and have 8 kids and live of benefits

Shut up your a filthy slut

by JK mandem November 19, 2017

Filterso

En Filterso er en person som kun uploader billeder til Instagram med filter, med formålet at få sig selv til at se bedre ud end de er i virkeligheden. En 7'er med Instagram filter er kun en 4'er irl.

Hey Aksel, har du set hende her filtersoen på insta?

by byen April 15, 2015

Filterfishing

To lure someone on dating apps or social media with heavily filtered and edited photos. It’s you, but like... not really. Not quite catfishing, but almost.

His date showed up looking 10 years older and 40 lbs heavier. That girl went filterfishing.

by MContrary January 13, 2020

The fifth of never

The day I will be doing my laundry or any other related event.

Wife: when are you going to do the laundry?
Husband: The fifth of never

by Jermine November 22, 2011

Chrysler Fifth Avenue

A luxury car made by Chrysler, from 1983-1989. Had a V8 engine and a comfy interior. While not technically a full-sized car, it was the biggest car Chrysler made in the 80's. The boxy styling dated back to the 1977 LeBaron and was just given minor styling updates with a Fifth Avenue badge.

The Chrysler Fifth Avenue was probably the best thing Chrysler offered in their 4 banger "K car" obsession during the 80's. You can get them cheap now, and theres alot still driving around.

by Metalhead83 November 25, 2011

Egg Filter

An egg filter is a filter u use on snapchat to show your eyes and lips but nothing else. It is usually either used when u are insecure or when u wanna make a funny face for someone. Kaelynn uses this alot

Kaelynn Weber: look at this hilarious filter i found its and egg filter
Nick: wow so cool

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 16, 2020

Sticky Filter

A sexual act that involves having sex with a condom. After the male comes in the condom he takes the cum filled condom and holds the tip and using his other hand and pinching the condom tight and sliding down the condom pushing all the cum out of the condom. To perform a true sticky filter it must be drained onto the girls face.

Brandon: How did your date go last night?

MP: It was amazing! She is one of the classiest women I have ever met.

Brandon: So you guys didn't sleep together?

MP: Oh we totally fucked.

Brandon: How is she classy?

MP: After we fucked she asked me if I would give her a TRUE sticky filter and I aim to please so that is what she got. A face full of cum.

Brandon: WOW! Sounds like your kind of woman.

MP: I am taking her to meet my mom tomorrow.

by Moppe May 4, 2009