fiddondle

It is a mix of fiddling and fondling; therefore, fiddondling is the act of human gesticulations upon any organ that which is reserved as an area of particular interest (that can be said anywhere in the human body) without intent of sexual arousal.

When the gynecologist began to fiddondle your mother he did not have his fiddlestick waving in the air.

by Death in all its glory July 23, 2010

Fidlem bens

Slang term for counterfeiting $100 bills

Billy's gone up the river,they caught him for fidlem bens.....For what?....You know,making 100's.

by Fidlem Bennie January 4, 2014

Fiduciary Droop

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.

Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.

by The Original DB April 24, 2016

Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

Fiddlist

-A person who plays the violin, especially one who plays folk music.

-A person who cheats or swindles, especially one indulging in petty theft.

Michael plays the fiddle. Michael is a fiddler and doesn't believe fiddlist is a word.

by Thebeesknees February 28, 2017

Fiddle Nuggets

Something you shout when you fuck up

*stubs toe*

FUCKUNG FIDDLE NUGGETS!

by ninjafishlover April 25, 2017

Fidget Spinner

An addictive toy used by both twelves year olds and millenials for easing anxiety, curing boredom, and inflicting autism.

I'll trade you my fidget spinner for a pack of gum

by Kristian Bail June 20, 2017