Evan

A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.

Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan

by thecroissanthathatesu February 12, 2019

Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019

Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER

Bruh Evan is a hoe

by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019

Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids

Evan touch little kids in his attic

by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019

Evan

He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million

Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan

by emily920 January 11, 2018

evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020

Evan

Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.

Evan is amazing at basketball

by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017