Eseech

One unit of cheeselessness. Incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.

Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

And so the lord said let there be cheese. The cheeselessness level was decreased to only six Eseech's and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

esteem

The sexiest man alive. See Metrosexual.

ESTEEM is sexy.

by optikal May 19, 2004

shelf esteem

When you compensate with colourful and vibrant shelving systems when living in a rented house or apartment where the occupier is not allowed to paint or hang things up.

When I moved in here I needed something not in magnolia, so to boost my shelf esteem I bought those wild shelves.

by jonnimac November 21, 2010

Estefani

Has an incorrectly spelt name , just like Wualter, gets mistaken for being Indian when she’s actually Salvadoran , she also has a lot of 4th grade drama you know , the usual elementary kids stuff

Hey isn’t that estefani?
Yeah , isn’t she like... Indian?
No she’s Salvadoran racist duck

by I got da dwip July 9, 2019

esoterology

knowledge of the abstruse; abstruse knowledge.

The initiates have esoterology of the religious rituals.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

Estefanie

Pretty,crazy,sometimes fucking annoying,a bitch when u talk shit,chill,active,and lit.

Guy 1:do u know Estefanie?
Guy 2:yess shes the popular girl duh
Guy 1:damn where am I all of a sudden?

by Irving.is.lit December 12, 2016

esteban perez

Someone who sucks a lot of Filipino penis

Did you hear Greg's going to the Philippines? He must be an Esteban Perez.

by Fuckyomudda December 20, 2016