Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

by LimeTiger February 10, 2017

Erect Poop

When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.

Dang! I made an Erect Poop!

by feggbzherhare May 1, 2021

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

Erect Estelle

A lady who gets aroused by younger men in An outdoor setting her nipples will become firm and this is known as an erect Estelle

Person 1-the sun is shining out today I’m so warm person 2- yeah it’s so warm outside I’m gonna have an erect Estelle

by Allison 123 February 11, 2021

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Erect-angle

1. A rectangular shape used to censor genitalia (more specifically a penis) in an adult cartoon.

I can't think of anything, I just thought of the word "erect-angle" in the car and wanted to put it here.

by that one kid with a Beanie. January 28, 2021

jesus erection

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

by witchslayer69 May 19, 2018