The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017

That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018

by leshismore March 16, 2023

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage
by sokolata December 30, 2016
