Rabbit Ears Being Lazy

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.

I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."

by TreeBaby September 22, 2013

wet ears

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.

mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today

by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017

elephant ears

This happens to a womans vagina after it has been poked several times, the outer lip begins to droop in such a manor it appears to be elephant ears.

Last night I ate this woman out and her elephant ears wrapped around my head.

by James Lopez June 12, 2003

Green Behind the Ears

Being new to something. Naive. Lacking experience and or understanding.

Charlie was easily swindled out of his inheritance, being a little green behind the ears.

by Famties September 4, 2008

pencil erasers

big nipples that resemble the eraser on a pencil

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

battle ears

Aggressive ear posture on animals with flexible external ear position where the ears lie flat against the back of the head and/or neck.

I knew Kim's cat was pissed that I had picked her up when she showed me battle ears.

by ephemeral_star99 June 22, 2008

Face Erase

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to dis-appear from Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "Single OR Complicated" from "In a relationship".

It looks like Herman has made it to Face Erase with his girl friend.

"Yeah her pictures have disappeared from his profile now."

by themindblogger December 8, 2009