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Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"
by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
by markoii April 2, 2022
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Existing

1. Doing what you do every day.

2. exis
John "what'cha doing today?" Carl "existing. as usual." John "Okay..?"
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