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A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.
(When dad come home from work in the evening)
Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

Ethan by Rakis April 1, 2020
A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.
Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
Ethan by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020
A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up
Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him
Ethan by Bob fagot May 23, 2020
ethan is a smart guy do not let him go he will be there for you. if you meet an ethan you are extremely lucky he is kind to all of his friends. he also likes to go under the bed sheets with his gf which is extremely lucky
ethan is nice
ethan by sexy women 67 June 1, 2020
Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.
Ughh I just met an Ethan
Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man
ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose
Ethan by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020