Epsicle

Frank Epperson was only 11 years old when he invented the originally named Epsicle. He had left his fruit flavored soda outside on the porch with a stir stick in it. The drink froze to the stick and tasted good. It took 18 more years in 1923 for Epperson to apply for a patent for a "frozen ice on a stick" called the Epsicle ice pop, which his children re-named the Popsicle.

Bob:Have you had any Epsicles?

Fred:No but I had a Popsicle.
Bob: its the same thing.
Fred: BLUGH!

by popsicelised April 21, 2011

EpikChat

A place on the internet (add .com) where you can create webcam chatrooms. This legit chat community has tons of hotties and some crazy funny people.

It's basically fucking awesome.

Were you on EpikChat last night?

Ya that one chat room was epik!

by e.chaplin November 3, 2012

Epic Fail

Epic- Anything great, spectacular, or large/monumental in nature

Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for.

Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.

Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari's with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies...

Jim: Epic Fail, Man. EPIC Fail.

by Operative 668 March 24, 2008

Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

by Kappalambda June 17, 2020

epicness

To describe something that is so amazing that no other word is able to describe its awesomeness.

I'll take this potato chip... AND EAT IT! (Epicness music plays in background)

by DreamHack January 22, 2009

Eppenese

The act of using one's own phonetic creativity to spell a word. Eppenese words may or may not correlate with the spellings of those same words found in modern English dictionaries.

"Don't bother correcting him; that's just Eppenese."

by Snaps McGee September 16, 2005

Ephan

The sweetest boy, with the kindest heart. Has a lot of friends that are girls and boys. Is the center of attention but, not cocky. Born leader, followed by all. Can turn someone's life around with one conversation. With just a smile can make your bad day great! An awesome kid raised by amazing parents.

Check out that Ephan kid!

I want to be just like him.

I have no friends and Ephan still treats me like a normal person.

by I love this kid April 27, 2014