Dylan

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

by El-Birdi May 28, 2019

Dylan

All the words that describe a Dylan

- Stalker

- Creepy as shit

- Fat : despite going to the gym 24/7
- Hairy

- Thinks he's ghetto

- Hill billy trash

Someone: Hey have you met Dylan

me: Yes he apologized for stalking me

by cbrf_UGH February 23, 2020

Dylan

A Dylan is a sweet man who has an obsession with weeaboo's and never gets over them. Has good sense of humor and lives in Ohio. He harasses me for my big tits but that's fine. He also has good French Fries.

Dylan

by Tia megamilk March 18, 2018

Dylan

Fag

He is a huge Dylan. Hah!

by Jimbob2545 September 19, 2018

Dylan

Is kinda homo tho

Person #1: You know Dylan?
Person#2: Yeah he fucked me in the ass last night

by FredsterSegura February 9, 2020

Dylan

If you meet a Dylan, hold onto him with all you got. These guys are the most kind-hearted people you will ever meet. They will go out of your way to make sure you're happy and okay. Dylan's have the most amazing sense of humor and always know when to put a joke in to make you smile. Dylan's smiles are contagious, and just by seeing him smile will make you smile from ear to ear. He is an amazing friend, but an even more amazing boyfriend. He always knows what to say and how to do things to make you smile. When you first meet a Dylan, he will come off as very shy, but once you get to know him, he shows to be very outgoing and the sweetest guy you've ever met. He will never do anything to hurt you. Dylan's are a rare breed: nerdy, sweet, and not a fuckboy. He has the most amazing brown eyes and dark hair, you could just stare at him forever. If you find yourself a Dylan, never EVER let him go.

"He seems kind of shy, he must be a Dylan."

by princessegg August 14, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is often a hard headed person who has intellectual abilities but shy’s away from letting people see that side of him. He is Tall, athletic, but is skinny. Dylan has green eyes that often people say are pretty. Dylan has a lot of friends but can sometimes get into arguments. He is often confused in relationships as to what he wants to do.

Look it’s Dylan

by gruiiij May 24, 2018