ding dong daddy

fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover

No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!

by SweetCookie May 9, 2006

dingalang

A big ass schlong that can't fit inside a normal pussy

Stacy I going to destroy you with my dingalang

by Jack_Jones December 5, 2013

ding-dong dilly-willy

An extremely nice dick. Or a penis.

"Day-mn! that is one huge ding-dong dilly-willy!"

by le Zoomwha XIII July 6, 2005

ding

an exclamation that means "that's what she said," which is used to bring to attention sexual innuendo in a seemingly innocent statement. Most used in school and work settings where "that's what she said" would be conspicuous and inappropriate.

guy #1: It didn't work, it was too big and didn't fit.

guy #2: Ding.

by epicurean April 14, 2009

bing bong ching chong ding dong

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick

#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.

by Braxton Stewart May 6, 2018

Dingaling

somebody who is cute and funny in a stupid/ditzy kind of way. Works for either gender.

(girl falls on her face)
girls friend: oh jackie are you alright?
Jackie: yes, im such a dingaling

by belfasterd April 24, 2010

Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong

noun; A extrordinarily gay plot twist in a movie or book that ruins the book and is way to ridiculous to be relevent. From director M. Night Shyamalan who is known for his insane ideas about how stories are supposed to work.

John: How did the movie end?

Jane: Terribly, it turned out the guy's father was a tree or something.

John: Wow, now that's a shyamalan-ma-ding-dong!

by metsfan February 24, 2009