masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation
by Philologue August 14, 2011
Get the dexterbation mug.The art of being ridiculously intoxicated and text messaging on your phone,(combination of drunk and texting) very similar to drunk dialing but with text messaging. Often to people you want to contact but are too nervous or dont when your sober
Guy 1: Last night I was dexting off the hook like a mother fucker.
Guy 2: Dude you only do that when your plastered.
Guy 2: Dude you only do that when your plastered.
by Brettc77 April 29, 2006
Get the Dexting mug.by Nikate April 20, 2008
Get the dweet mug."Oh shit nigga, the backpeice of my earring fell out. I dun pick dat shit up and put it back in my ear! My name is dextasy!"
by agforsheezy September 3, 2009
Get the dextasy mug.A really sweet boy who has his bad times is not a fighter but is known for his role at the fight club
Omg last night was awesome I had Dexter
holding me and he had a heart attack thingish and he
was all sore and the only person he wanted around was me
I was so scared when his
heart acted up I was crying and dug into
Keiras arm with my nails and then he was like
"Everyone but Melissa leave NOW!"
Then him and I
walked over to the hill by the
Max Bell Center and watched the sun
go down and the city lights and listened to the
cars go by and then we shared a cigar and a 2 smokes
And I was in his arms most of the time and yet he likes Andrea
holding me and he had a heart attack thingish and he
was all sore and the only person he wanted around was me
I was so scared when his
heart acted up I was crying and dug into
Keiras arm with my nails and then he was like
"Everyone but Melissa leave NOW!"
Then him and I
walked over to the hill by the
Max Bell Center and watched the sun
go down and the city lights and listened to the
cars go by and then we shared a cigar and a 2 smokes
And I was in his arms most of the time and yet he likes Andrea
by DazedGirl May 4, 2008
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Get the DwetDream mug.v. Drext - to drunkenly text someone. You're welcome, bitches. How did no one else think of this yet? Will I get paid for this?
Man, I was so fucking wasted off my ass last night, I was drexting Claire like whoa. But that's okay, she likes a drext. Then I sent a drext to Brent. But Brent doesn't know I roll like dat, as it were.
by MyNameIsGeoffDontStealFromMe April 28, 2011
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