PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKEN TRASH. Would you go up to a horse shit and say hi? No. So why is it any different to talking to Douglas. It’s a fucking waste of time. He’s a fucking asshole who thinks he’s hot, but he’s the ugliest bitch you will ever fucking meet. Commonly Asian, so don’t let him drive you anywhere If you don’t wanna be in a car accident but i mean if you want to die or get brain damage, then go the fuck ahead. Douglas, you are an asshole, you aren’t cool so i don’t know why you think you are. You need to realise that treating people the way you do will not get you anywhere in the future. So if you could fucken get it together that would be great. 👍🏼
John: hey Douglas
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴
by Yohandre July 20, 2019
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by mothersunflower March 16, 2019
Get the Douglas mug.He will fuck your mother so watch out for that…;) he will also try to fuck your grandma but she will die from how sexy he is a Douglas is natural beautiful and sexy in every way possible he will try many things but still your girl is one of them so just protect her trust me;(…but long story short he is a beautiful sexy man with one of the biggest dick you will ever see in your life so if you have a Douglas in your life take real good care of him;)
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