doosh

a spin-out while playing any of the gran turismo games./failure in anything

"hitting that corner at such a high speed always results with a doosh."/when it comes to stereo installation, ryan is a doosh.

by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003

dousche fuck

a douche and a fucker in one

Me-Roll you dousche fuck(Saying to friend as he takes forever to roll in monpoly

by ry8an9 October 17, 2008

Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

doosh

the spelling used for those who spell things the right way aka the way they sound bitch.

your a dooshzilla go watch 28 dooshes later with ur doosh.

hey lets play a doosh band im the doosh flute.

by fobzor December 25, 2007

Dorschitis

A serious mental condition, mostly genetic but also very contagious. Symptoms include: extreme stupidity (saying and doing really dumb stuff), alcoholism and being a huge slut.

"God that dumb bitch won't stop whoring herself around the office! I think she has Dorschitis."

by The Best Dressed, Best Lookin Mother Fucker Around December 9, 2008

Doosh

An unfortunately named, but incredibly cool New Zealand design label.
pronounced dush, like bush.

What? This one next to the Doosh Girl Maya dress?

by loldooshlol June 20, 2011

Dur-dootchie

When something is J-Waters.

Observing someone speaking and joshing to fake birds. For an uncomfortably long time.

by Dani April 5, 2003