Disaster Party

1) A Party that just sux
2) A Party dedicated to a significant event
3) A Party where the bradar has been sabatoged
4) A costume Party

Lumme: What are you dressing up as?
Aalto: An Airplane, u?
Lumme: an uninvited guest

by Foug April 27, 2003

shasta disaster

Bottom Shelf Rum (see Ron Carlos), and Grape Rum (see Chek Cola)

This is me having a shasta disaster

by Robert November 2, 2003

Nacho Disaster

The worst kind of appetizer available. It consists of a small amount of nacho chips, yet an ungodly amount sauce, cheese and other toppings that drip off the plate.

Dumbass #1: I don't know dude, should we just get the Nacho Disaster?
Dumbass #2: I guess, I mean that sounds awful but ok

by Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? November 3, 2009

dipster

a dork in dallas. all dorks in dallas are usually referred to as dipsters.

did you see that guy over there making that sig, it looks pretty good but i heard he's from dallas. what a dipster.

by brandonphoenix June 6, 2005

Irish Disaster

A man who talks a big game but is truly a light weight. The typical irish disaster enjoys sitting in his own vomit, loving George Bush, and hooking up with any girl he can get within a ten foot radius.

Girl: Pat is such an irish disaster.
Boy: I know, didn't he hook up with that easy friend of yours at a party right after he vomited?
Girl: Yes, that was him. I told my friend to go to the doctor to see if she got some of his special suprises.

by stunnashades May 28, 2008

disaster.com

when your whole life has gone to shit.

"Last night was disaster.com"

by tess April 23, 2006

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011