disaster whore

One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.

1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."

by death hunter November 23, 2013

Disasterwank

A wank that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up.

Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.

The worst type of contaminated spillage.

Mike's friend: How come you were so late to first class?

Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!

Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!

by carbo-fuckin-nara October 10, 2014

Disasturbation

When you feel the sudden need to 'choke yo chicken' when faced with almost certain death.

"Oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)"
*explosive disasturbation*

by Teenage mutant ginga penis November 22, 2014

disastrophe

When something's so bad that you can't decide between using disaster or catastrophe

Man, Bieber was such a disastrophe!

by crazyastrogirl November 28, 2015

disaster fatigue

The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty

We have had 3 tornados and 2 major floods this year. I have got major disaster fatigue.

by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017

disastrophe

Combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" designating an extremely grave and tragic event.

Every single decision taken by Donald Trump will likely result in another disastrophe.

by bs55 October 15, 2017

Disastrophic

A different form of the word “disastrophe”. Disastrophe is usually used in the way to express some thing that is worse than a disaster or catastrophe.

Adam messed up so bad yesterday! I can’t believe the teacher didn’t call him after class. His project was disastrophic!

by milkshakes&flowers November 8, 2017