by macooly November 22, 2009
Get the dinnereah mug.A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
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by 42kontrol March 4, 2009
Get the Boiled Dinner mug.A dinner-butt is when someone's lard ridden belly sticks out farther than their ass. This medical abnormality can easily be spotted in many populated areas, and a keen observer should always be on the lookout.
Hey look at that girl with an extra large dinner-butt, she either needs slim fast, or buns of steel training....
by C-Murdah December 3, 2005
Get the dinner-butt mug.After a luxurious and laborious dinner, having sex with a man/woman and then murdering them; an act of a foodie serial killers; an act of Franco (see general hospital); occasionally an act of suicide
by Francoluver November 24, 2010
Get the After Dinner Delight mug.Girl to friend: "So, how was your date? What did you do?"
Friend: "It was great. Dinner and a movie."
Girl: "Wow, on the first date?!"
Friend: "It was great. Dinner and a movie."
Girl: "Wow, on the first date?!"
by north021884 March 26, 2011
Get the Dinner and a movie mug.the act of sticking a candling in a girls ass while she is doing a
handstand lighting the candle and eating her out
handstand lighting the candle and eating her out
by Ryan134 August 30, 2009
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