Hand Dimples

The small creases on the joints of your fingers when your hand is outstretched.

The woman was old and had many hand dimples on her fingers.

by OoGoldbeltoO June 26, 2016

Barry Dimelow

Very big hairy nonce ,turns off wifi box when you are too loud

Hairy scary Barry Dimelow

by Hairy scary dimelow August 1, 2018

dimples

an indent in the face that you get because your parents had sex while you were still a fetus either via poking or via getting shot with a load

suzie has dimples cause she got shot in the face with a genetic load when she was still developing

by khgdtvjhbltckjlhbj April 4, 2008

Diplomatic Immunity

The act of forcing a person into vaginal or anal intercourse but by shoving both balls inside the unwilling victim as well as the shaft -the crime receives universal immunity from prosecution. While normally a punishable act, if you get the "triple threat" inside, no legal entity can seek prosecution. This proves that either the victim wanted it and allowed it to happen or the perpetrator was just too damned determined not to get caught.

Mark: "Did Joel force that girl to have sex with him? That is a serious crime."
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"

Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"

by Duckhead_ November 20, 2013

Diplodocus

A person who's not very smart; definitively, one who is overweight, slow-moving and slow-witted. Referencing a Jurassic-period dinosaur with an enormous body, exceptionally long neck, and tiny head.

Frank: My boss is such a diplodocus! His pea brain can't comprehend this project I initiated!

Joe: Better hold it down ~ I think I hear him lumbering down the hall.

by Vagabond King March 1, 2010

dimples

1: a name someone goes by when they "think" they're cute.
2: someone who thought they were getting their clown on, but couldn't even do that right. brinna
3: a joke

1: she would be cute if her dimples were on her face.
2: see brinna when implying that someone sleeps around-they should be referred to as ho or hoe.... not how.
3: dimples went on a crazy website to inform cyber-space that brinna was scared of her....who the F$@& is dimples?!

by Sabeezy! August 6, 2008

dumpload

A large amount, such as crapload or shitload.

"Wallenbob has a dumpload of pictures of large dongers on his computer."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005