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donut maker

a person who partakes in anal intercourse resulting in a donut shaped faeces.
stu is a donut maker-he's so gay!
by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006
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Massaging The Donut

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.
by Orukum May 16, 2010
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eat the donut

Term used to describe doing something you don't want to do, getting a bad deal, or just getting screwed in general. It refers to the act of eating a donut off of a fully erect penis. The act provides pleasure to the donut bearer while humiliating the donut eater.
Driving instructor: Hey bud, you didn't park between those cones.

Trainee: Come on man! I really need this job.

Driving instructor: Well bud, you're goin to have to eat the donut if you want driving privileges.

Aaron: Nice motocycle Kevin. How much did you pay for it?

Kevin: Uhhhhh..$4500.00. Ain't it

Aaron: Wow. You really ate the donut on that deal!

Mark: Did Dr. Lowe give you that promotion yet or what?

Henry: No. He said it would be ANOTHER month. I've been working here 12 hours a day 6 days a week plus I went to his house and fixed his lawnmower, camper, and his brother's rotor tiller.

Mark: Man, you've really had to eat the donut to get this promotion.
by Gimp daddy November 26, 2013
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Donut

A student with cherry red hair that attacks an all powerful gay vampire and gets killed by a hole in the chest made by the same gay vampire.
Kakyoin: 20-meter emerald splash!
Gay vampire: Za warudo!
Kakyoin:"flies off with a hole in the chest like a donut"
Joseph: Kakyoin! Impossible!
by AreYouReadyToBagpipe November 10, 2019
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fresh donut

a freshly shaved, lathered and douched vagina.
I met this broad in Mexico and she was sporting one fresh donut.
by Jason Banton September 9, 2006
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Donut puncher

A crude but often humorous reference to the male rectum. Often, it is in reference to anal sex with a male, thus the "punch" part of the definition. Also can be a reference to male fisting.
"Hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?"
by The Masticator May 2, 2005
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jew donut

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
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